A long time ago, Leda makes love to Zeus in the form of a swan. 3,000 years later, Michelangelo paints that picture. 350 years later, Rudolph buys it. 130 years later, Dave and Fiona stand in a museum, gazing at what remains. Set in a world of bizarre romantic obsessions and everyday ineptitude, 99 WAYS TO FUCK A SWAN is a play that explores the dark corners of desire and the eternal mysteries of love. This is sexual deviance at it's funniest.
May 3-May 24, 2014
Fri & Sat 8p @ Studio/Stage
*This production contains nudity & strong language. Not recommended for audience members under 16 years of age.